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CONTENTS

002/出入自由 A Dream Prison for All Criminals

004/三观尽毁 Ass Luck

006/刀枪不入 Australian Gongfu

008/“到处”之冏 A Typical Manifestation of Dear Chinglish

010/鸡肋 A Charitable Way to treat Your Husband

012/既生姐 何生弟 A Story of Mr. P And His Sister

014/泥做的 All Men Are Dirty Brothers

016/女也不爽 A Story of Indecent Demonstration

018/扑朔迷离 A Mystery of WC

020/“人妖”歪传 A Shemale Saga

022/撒娇 Anger Takes All

024/此地有银三百两 A Tribute to My Favorite Cop

026/生死有别 A Matter of Life And Death

028/“体罚性管制”A Car Park Run by Boxers

030/天花乱坠 An Unexplainable Cultural Difference

032/童言无忌 A Fun-Filled Election Campaign Slogan

034/唯有杜康 A Tribute to Alcohol

036/无字牌 A Story of Fishy Transformation

038/象图文字 A Pictorial Message of The Fun Kind

040/哮天犬 A Tale of Fairy Dogs

042/杂技学院 Acrobatic College of The Thai Kind

044/自虐软件 A Computer Program of The Torture Kind

048/防盗 style Being Offensive Is The Best of Defence

050/鸟话 Bird Language

052/踢人最乐 Baby Footballer

054/危险动物 Beware of Men

056/以退为进 Being Offensive Is The Best of All Defence

060/持之以恒 Consistency Is The Best Policy

062/顾客全是笨蛋 Customers Are Just Dogs Not Gods

064/“国粹”Cultural Heritage at Its Worst

066/监守自盗 Cops are Just Human Beings After All

068/唯大英雄能本色 Chicken Rights

070/学而优则贪 Being Offensive Is The Best of All Defence

072/游街示众 Cheater Show in Bangkok

076/毒酒满杯 Drinks Produce Dreams

078/浑身是胆 Dreadful Bread

080/货不对板 Delicious Crap

082/梦游 Do Not Sleep When Your Hair Is Wet

084/双头奇案 Double-Headed

086/死有对证 Dead Man Speaks

088/位移 Displacement

092/目标明显 Easy Targets

094/危言耸听 Embarrassing Advertisement

098/屁票 Farting Permit

100/赏罚不明 Fine Is Not All That Fine

102/望梅止渴 Fake Hope

104/雪上加霜 From Bad to Worse

106/与魔共舞 Fiends And Friends Are Just One Letter Away

108/指桑骂槐 Fossil Teacher

112/高脚 Golden Shoe of The FA Cup

114/天知道 God Knows Everything

116/亡羊补牢 Game Over

118/小李飞刀 Great Cop Who Is Master of Flying Knife

122/病郎中 Hot Tempered Doctor

124/非诚勿扰 Honestly Speaking

126/非礼勿动 May You Readers Please Behave Yourselves

128/顾此失彼 Half Naked

130/饥不择食 Hungry Ghost

132/弄巧成拙 Holy Water at Its Best

134/破戒 Have Wine Will Travel

136/死有余辜 Heavy Punishment

138/逍遥法内 Head Count

140/野性难驯 Human Dog Food

142/引狼入舍 Hot Pants

144/知妻莫若夫 Hubby Knows Best

148/不知者不罪 Ignorance That Deserves Forgiving

150/钓鱼执法 Illegal Parking Is Legal

152/绕口令 I Didn’ t Say Anything in This Book

154/冤家路窄 I Am Very Sorry for My Ex-boss Mr. Sun

156/尊腿大名 In The Name of Leg

160/废话一句 Just Lip Service

162/绵里藏针 Just A Humble Advertisement

164/时差 Jetlag

168/爱恨交加 Love Is Nothing

170/千山独行 Lone Ranger

172/是真名士自风流 Lewd Activities in Bar

174/先礼后宾 Ladies First

178/啃老族 Mothers Are Home- Cooked Food

180/民以食为天 May God Bless All My Readers And Me

182/农转非 My Mobile Phone Is Growing Bigger Everyday in China Farmland

184/时装传奇 My Gay Lady

186/天性爱美 Make up Is Hold up

188/天一神水 Magical Water Made in India

190/同志您好 My Comrade Is A Gay Gay

192/文字狱 Manifestation of Justice

194/竹篮打水 The Knight of One Night

198/NO STOPING

200/敢问路在何方 Navigating without A Compass

202/尽信书不如无书 No Sex Please We Are Chinese

204/酒后吐真言 Nothing But The Truth

206/酒林外史 News for All Drinkers to Cerebrate

208/理所当然 Needless to Say

210/美哉斯国 We Are Americans

212/其痛可知 No Pain No Gains

214/无为有处有还无 Nothing Comes from Nothing

218/宾至如归 Please Take Advantage of Me

220/老当益壮 Pregnancy Has No Age Barrier

222/少见多怪 Please Dress Yourself up Before Getting to This Address

224/泰冏 Punctuation Mark Matters

226/未免过谦 A Notice Too Humble

230/百年老鸡 Roasted Chicken Better Than KFC

232/请别读本文 Reading at Your Own Risk

234/套路 Reverse Discount

236/芝麻关门 Remote Controlled Gate Indian Style

240/SWIMMING OOL

242/分身无术 Split up Please

244/弃车保碎 Swift Transformation of Cars

246/权威股评 Stock Market Commentary

248/退学者斩 Schooling Lengthens Your Life Span

250/西方老庄 Self Praise Is No Praise

252/性歧视之最 Sex Discrimination at Its Best

256/E字之差 The Significance of E

258/病从口入 The Most Enjoyable Surgical Treat on Earth

260/不打自招 The Confession of A Businessman

262/城门失火 The Butterfly Effect

264/错有错着 The Legend of Ms. Reno

266/董狐之笔 The Quotation of A True Historian

268/多产教师 The Most Intriguing Productivity of Its Kind

270/盖世神功 The Story of A Gymnastic Accountant

272/高不可攀 The Tower of Fun

274/高人不出手 The Good Hands of An Armless Man

276/广告志异 The Power of Cigarette Ads

278/行尸走肉 The Exorcist

280/红颜薄命 The Ordeal of A Russian Beauty

282/婚礼惊艳 The Romance of A Wedding Ceremony

284/家谱 The Genealogy of A French Beauty

286/警察偷汽车 The Thief in Uniform

288/“酒后”外传 The Mystery of An Alcoholic Queen

290/乐在其中 The Great Fun of Bathing

292/路边野花不要采 The Myth of Digging One’s Own Grave

294/曼城魔水 The Harry Potter Hotel

296/美食难求 The Meaning of M

298/米线论 The Length of A Noodle

300/男女有别 The Art of Translation

302/弄拙成巧 Think Twice Before You Decide to Take Away

304/请君入瓮 The Freezing Experience

306/人畜有别 The Difference Between Human Beings And Wild Animals

308/孺子不可教 The Best of Naughty Students

310/善哉 The Most Cruel Charity Fair on This Planet

312/水浒后传 The Modern Water Margin Saga

314/天山童姥 The Oldest Baby of All Time

316/玩法 The Best Way to Kill Your Boredom

318/妄自菲薄 The Story of A Rich Pig

320/温度不同 Temperature Discretion

322/温馨提示 The Kindest Reminder Since Beginning of Time

324/掀起你的盖头来 The Beauty Queen Buster

326/现身说法 The Naked Truth

328/相敬如兵 The Real Elements of Marriage

330/蟹程万里 The Story of A Flying Crab

332/言之有礼 True Motivation of Wedding

334/洋为中用 The Best Translation of My Kind

336/药到鼻除 The Missing Nose

338/一刻千金 Time Is Really Precious

340/一指禅 The Martial Art Master Who Walks Single-fingeredly

342/尤有甚者 The Worse Is Yet to Come

344/语惊四座 The Romance of Mr. P

346/越俎代庖 To Panda with Love

348/郑人买履 The Cheater The Better

350/专业杀手 The Bloody Job of A Laundry Shop

354/华陀再世 Weird Medical Records

356/疑难杂症 Weird Doctor

358/鱼和船通吃 We Apologize for Not Making Fish And Chips

362/Yao Ming

364/君子不欺暗室 You Readers Please Behave Yourselves Again Please

366/姥姥下西洋 You Don’ t Have to Be A Star to Be in My Show